Neither End Bites

I thought you police peeps would have learned by now. Now listen carefully, all you have to do is remember this simple motto "Don't offend the offender"

How hard can it be?

"Police dog handlers have been told to consider whether criminals could be frightened of dogs before using them in raids or searches...'The traditional shout of "stand still or I will set the dog on you" will presumably now have to become "excuse me, my police dog is quite hairy and might cause alarm as he sinks his fangs into your right thigh -is that all right with you?" '"

Shave the dog, put a muzzle on it, and away you go, it won't be half as scary or dangerous, and no-one has to get sued. Simple.

The first ChunkyBetty Dunce Cap has now been plonked firmly on the head of whoever came up with that insightful cog in the masterplan. (Peter Vaughan perhaps?) They'll be able to use it to protect their bottoms from dog bites.













Photograph by Arthur Tress