"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, what a journey'"
“We have to take on the three ugly sisters: the rights culture, the compensation culture and political correctness" (Widdecombe, Daily Mail, 5 Sept 2007 c/o Dickiebo)
"I mean, faxing, I ask you. I don't even know where you put the coal in" (Copperfield 2006:103)
"My composition teachers railed against using contractions, beginning a sentence with a conjunction, or ending one with a preposition in a written text, acts which were permissible in speech. (But obviously, these were suggestions I didn't always listen to.)" Baron (1998)
"There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary numbers and those who don't." Unknown (enlighten me)
"I once had a e-mail, stating that less e-mails are to be sent" Questionnaire participant